The Scar

You know how if you break your leg or something everyone asks you how it happened until you feel like if one more person asks you that question you want to rip off their head? Well. I am going to explain all about how I got my lovely scar to you. That way you won't have to ask!
Girl Gets Attacked by Rabid Dog:
Act 1 Scene 1
Enter Mom. Rebecca is sitting at kitchen table eating grapes.
Mom: Oh no! The blueberries in our Krusteaz Blueberry Muffin Mix have gone rancid! How am I going to feed you!
Mom begins sobbing uncontrollably. This is probably because of the crazed emotions she has when she is 8 months pregnant.
Mom: Rebecca, you'll have to go blueberry picking in our backyard.
Rebecca: Why can't I just eat grapes for breakfast?
Mom: Put on your coat and go get some.
Rebecca sighs and gets up and puts on her coat and santa hat that she got from the dollar store.

Act 2 Scene 1
Rebecca is walking through the forest (aka backyard) while singing the song Hairbrush, from Veggie Tales Silly Songs with Larry
Rebecca: "Take care, of my hairbrush. Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, take care, take care, take care, take ca-a-a-a-a-a-re of my hairbrush!"
There is a brown scruffy dog foaming at the mouth in front of Rebecca. Dog lunges.
Rebecca: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THERESARABIDDOGWHATAMIGONNADOOOO!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUAIYAYAYAYA
NONONONONONONONONONONONO! (aka, aaaa there's a rabid dog what am i going to do aiy iy iy aaaa, no no no no, spread out and yelled really loud)
Dog tackles Rebecca. Rebecca's arms are not pinned down and are flailing around wildly.
Rebecca: AAAAA! Heeelp! Someone help me! Mom! Rabid Dog!ggrpmmmfffr
Dog muffles Rebecca's mouth. (probably is sick of hearing her scream nonsense) Dog bites Rebecca .
Rebecca: OW OW AAAAA! JUST BIT ME!
Dog gets tired of hearing Rebecca screaming and runs off.
Act 2 Scene 2
Rebecca runs home without blueberries. Blood is trickling down her face.
Rebecca: Mom! Look what happened to me!
Mom: Oh sweetie what happened?
Mom comes forward and embraces Rebecca. Rebecca starts crying. Emily is staring at them like they are the weirdest people in the world.
Rebecca: I got attacked by a rabid dog! And I didn't bring home blueberries.
THE END

And then my scar got really swelled up. Can you see the little faint white line surrounding the scratch? That's the hive.